EAU DE JESUS
CHRIST, YOU SMELL!
EAU DE JESUS
CHRIST, YOU SMELL!
Scent From Above
Specially crafted from the finest congregation of ingredients and the word of God™. Let Eau de Jesus embrace you with its heavenly scent, which has sharp and refreshing top notes of carnation while the heart fills you with chestnut and holy water. As the cologne evolves, it may begin to burn the nostril with masculine tones of iron. Don’t trust the non-believers, the burn is not permanent, and will leave a lasting effect on your future disciples.
The Lost Pages of the Bible
John 2:1-11
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7 Jesus said to the servants, “Fill the jars with water”; so they filled them to the brim.
8 and the master of the banquet tasted the water that had been turned into wine.
9 Then Jesus said to the servants splash the wine onto your chests. And the heavenly smell restored peace in the middle east. Jesus had turned the wine into cologne.
